well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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