You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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