Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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