i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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