arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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