ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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