So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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