Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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