this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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