We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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