so explain again why im purple
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At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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