Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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