so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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