She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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