Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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