So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
