Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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