Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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