yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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