so that wasnt chicken after all
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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