I want to make a zoo with you.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
tell me about the eggs
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