People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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