It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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