i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
