So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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