12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize