Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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