with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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