Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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