If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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