I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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