No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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