A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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