so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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