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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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