Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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