white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I think people are normalizing furries
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
