I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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