I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
