8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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