He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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