Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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