I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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