Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Randomize