What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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