I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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