she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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