A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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