I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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