How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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