Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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