Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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