508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
send nudes
from the living room?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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