i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
No subtext here. People are naked.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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