He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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