Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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